Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Loser of the Month

Hey, there's a reason some people are criminals. Sometimes they're desperate or stupid, or sometimes they're assholes.  In the case of "Big Daddy" Kane E Kellet it's all about being a stupid asshole.  This fine fellow was arrested for home invasion and aggravated battery recently.  He allegedly hit a pregnant woman during his episode.

He's just misunderstood.  Poor fellow.

To top it off, when he got to court where the judge asked Mr Kellet to raise his right hand to be sworn in, Big Daddy gave him the finger instead.  Then he went off freestyle with a profanity laced tirade. 

If only his mother had loved him more.  If only everyone wasn't such a pain in the ass Kane could live his life in peace instead of breaking into his friends homes, beating them when they're in their third trimester and smacking them in the head with a flash light.

The good news?  He's facing up to 30 years and the pregnant woman is okay, as is her unborn baby.


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